Saturday, September 24, 2011

Celebrity Protocol, Ten reasons to take the Oktoberfest madness

The Oktoberfest has a lot to do with friction. The men wrap their buttocks at the meeting with buckskin, so that the enemy five-ton ass from the back table, not just push them under the picnic table. The women in front of her hut layers of the wood to high impact and exacerbate the problem of space in the tent-course addition.

And while the meadow host rubbing his hands, the only sticking their fingers - from chicken, lemon, despite wipe. Everything is so tight here, so close, so wet, so greasy, it smells of half-digested fish bread onions, and always swinging to the beat of "Hey Tschuhuuud" the risk that the revelers their steins no longer on the table, but settle roughly on the head of Mitfeiernden. Although the whole thing costs money to go there every year millions of people, most of them without coercion. Why? The ten reasons.

first because of the aforementioned friction. Initially only unpleasant, it is to bear with increasing blood alcohol concentration or less, and eventually in some cases even desirable.

Second , the Oktoberfest is egalitarian, because: Behind the Mass are all the same jar. The company's director, who stretches out the chin to the tent roof to cry the long "Suuuuur" to "Sierra Madre del", is just as silly as the low-income earners, who stretched his chin to the tent roof to the long "Suuuuur" to "Sierra Madre del crying. "

Third model, the prominent visitors meadow contributes to disinhibition. Anyone who has ever seen what a bizarre parade in folk costumes of the guests on the women's Oktoberfest Autoverleiherin Regine Sixt, has a lifetime laughed less afraid of becoming. And it must also mean something that Effenberg Bierzeltgewoge make the things with each other, the other couples in complete darkness and locked door were inappropriate.

4th The codes are very simple at the Oktoberfest. Women who are not ready for a new male acquaintance tie the apron on the right. Emblazoned on the left, the loop is, the 'Take me. Men also express their degree of mating by simple symbols of expression. So the Oktoberfest offers half-naked hero Gulliver and calves contributes to the hat one big umbrella Gamsbart.


5th Oktoberfest developed its very own comedy by the diverse backgrounds of its visitors. While Nile marvels of Husum on the red-veined eyes and cheeks and the superhuman thirst for beer of Xavier from Rottach-Egern, Xavier is wondering, that Nils holds an ankle-length suede pants and a designer jacket for a Bavarian costume. Takeshi the Flashing Heart on the Tyrolean hat looks at this point nothing more than the ultra-short dirndl by Mary from Brisbane.

Sixth Although the Oktoberfest is a big event, make its visitors a close-knit community. Anyone who goes can not say so easily that he has all that going, keeps primitive. This brotherhood is necessary because the meadow-goers know that his enemies are numerous. For them it is part of a Massenintoxikation and promotes a festival, let the year 500 000 chickens her innocent short lives.

7th The Oktoberfest is a paradise in which the voice of the diet bullies will wegtrompetet. The pretzels are great as wheel rims, at the booths selling everything, which is made ​​of sugar, the beer is drunk out of glasses, fit into the five Koelsch, and cut out the meat directly from the hot ox.

8th The Devil. This old Oktoberfest attraction combines nostalgia and fun. On a rotating wheel sits a cluster of people. One after another is thrown by centrifugal force in the band - or by an employee of mucking things with rope and ball. Whoever is left has won, and celebrated. Very simple, but not as preordained as a ride on the rails of a roller coaster.

9th The Wiesn facilitated the departure of summer, not for nothing that it is a regular guest as the fifth season. In the sweltering tent, he forgets that the evenings are getting shorter and cooler. If he returns after the Oktoberfest in the ordinary reckoning, he is glad that it is uncomfortable outside: at last the chance for some really, to have survived very quiet evenings in front of the TV, connected with the joy, while the third repeat the Meadow Guard documentary runs.

10th The intoxication. It is terrific, lively beer and fun with people in a ride through the night sky flying to Munich, the scent of roasted almonds on the nose.Those who try, however, explore the Oktoberfest sober, runs great danger of catching the midst of a perpetual laughter distorted faces a clean-fall depression. The noise can go on the Oktoberfest way so far that he makes the Oktoberfest superfluous. The corpse was first beer this year there three hours before the official opening: A 20-year-old broke while waiting on the influence of alcohol intake together into the tent. At 9 clock.Na servus.

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