In less than a week, Osama bin Laden went from the world's most wanted man to a punch-line.
"Saturday Night Live" opened last night with Fred Armisen playing the terror fiend reading from his will.
He asked for his pallbearers to be his "five oldest sons and Dakota Fanning."
"Osama" also thanked the Pakistani intelligence community for being "solid, reliable people. One of the last people you can trust in this cruel, cynical world."
He instructed his heirs that "Whatever you do, don't bury me at sea. I have a deathly fear of fish."
Later, during a pretend Republican presidential debate, Darrell Hammond as Donald Trump said that during the last episode of "Celebrity Apprentice" "we finally killed Osama bin Laden. Boom, Osama, you're fired!"
And during the "Weekend Update" segment, the Devil, played by Jason Sudeikis, said he wasn't happy bin Laden was dead.
"I just don't want the guy -- even Jeffrey Dahmer was like, 'Not in my backyard!' "
"Update" host Seth Meyers joked that "somewhere, high above us, there are 72 bummed out virgins."
"Saturday Night Live" opened last night with Fred Armisen playing the terror fiend reading from his will.
He asked for his pallbearers to be his "five oldest sons and Dakota Fanning."
"Osama" also thanked the Pakistani intelligence community for being "solid, reliable people. One of the last people you can trust in this cruel, cynical world."
He instructed his heirs that "Whatever you do, don't bury me at sea. I have a deathly fear of fish."
And during the "Weekend Update" segment, the Devil, played by Jason Sudeikis, said he wasn't happy bin Laden was dead.
"I just don't want the guy -- even Jeffrey Dahmer was like, 'Not in my backyard!' "
"Update" host Seth Meyers joked that "somewhere, high above us, there are 72 bummed out virgins."
